"To be fair to Simon, I probably would have forgotten my own mother's name if Tara had been w*nking me off." - Will
The Inbetweeners
Will’s Dilemma
Series 3 Episode 3
E4, Monday September 27th, 10pm
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Did you know that there are no female super-bike champions because they all get too horny and have to stop mid-race to fugg themselves off?
Well, don’t take my word for it, Jay’s dad used to drink with Lance Armstrong so he ought to know … right?
Another week, another master class in comedy from The Inbetweeners, but there’s a new name (and quite a lot of the time face) on Simon’s lips, yep, you guessed it … Tara (Hannah Tointon).
It might only be early days in the relationship, but the lads are already beginning to get bored with Simon’s constant references to his new beau.
Jay summarises their thoughts: “Just because nobody cares what Tara says or does … don’t let that stop you from mentioning her every forty seconds.”
But there’s more than just Tara to contend with this week as Will explains, “Neil’s about to turn eighteen and to celebrate this landmark was buying him an early grave.” I’ll let you take a wild guess at how much experience Jay really has on a motorbike … cue well timed slapstick moment.
Hannah Tointon off duty
The lads are beginning to learn that a girl can be quite divisive in a group of teenage boys, and after Tara organises a double date with Simon, Will and her friend Kerry to the local shopping centre and cinema, Will is left with somewhat of a dilemma.
“My head’s teling me one thing and my cock another” He states with exasperation, after learning Kerry has a reputation for giving out blow-jobs to the boys she spends time with.
Later at Neil’s 18th birthday party (round his dad’s house) which Jay summarises as “the pikeisest eighteenth birthday present I’ve ever heard of, things come to a head.
Whilst Simon is enjoying some light relief at the hands of Tara in Neil’s bedroom, Will decides he has to be cruel to be kind with Kerry, and tells her what he really thinks …
… the result, well, let’s just say Will doesn’t come out of the situation looking great … but Neil ends up getting a surprising if somewhat weird birthday present from a recently bereaved party goer.
